Friday, October 08, 2004

Afterlife advice

Yet again, the rich and famous are requesting much sought after help and advice from the esteemed advisor, and this time from beyond the grave. Spooky.



"TV Actor Terry Scott here (Pictured Left) - I would like to have a good night out in Leamington Spa - however, don't really want to get into any trouble. Could you please advise on where I should and shouldn't go. I would like a night that would include, couple of jars of beer, a boogie and then finished off with a Kebab. PS don't you think Juuuuune looks pretty spiffing? Reckon she would pull in any of the clubs if Leamington Spa? Tar Tar. Terry"

Well, Terry, if you really want to have a good night and not get into any trouble, avoid Stefan Warburton at all costs. Apart from that, I hear the Well is a high quality establishment, and Mirage is also worth a trip. Trouble can be caused in Mirage by throwing beer around, so I would not recommend this. After Mirage, Viallis is a convenient kebabery, although you must be careful not to get in a fight. PS. Yes, June is a babe and would heve little competition in Options or Rios come to think of it. Hope that helps, Terry.