Tuesday, October 05, 2004

Quizzical question

Bimbo Baggins has written with an interesting problem: "My friends keep going to pub quizzes and not asking me to come with them. I'm really worried that they think I'm thick - what shall I do? How can I prove to them that I'm not?"

Well, Bimbo, if you are as smart as you think you are, you would work out the answer to this problem all by yourself. However, as I am the kind and generous Advisor I will help you through your troubles. It is obvious to me that the reason your friends don't invite you to pub quizzes is not because you are thick, but because they don't like you. Either that or because you once said you hated pub quizzes. Hope that helps, Bimbo.