Ronnie asks: "Ronnie Corbet here (pictured left) - you may remember me from such TV problems as... The Two Ronnies - anyhoo, I would like advice on the following; "He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it anymore obvious? He was a punk, she did ballet - what more can I say?" Just why, oh why didn't they get it on together Advisor? Just WHY??? Anyhow, its good night from him. Please Advice... Tar Tar Ronnie"
Well, Ronnie, this is certainly an important issue you raise. Fortunately, as an experienced advisor I can give you the answer you need. He wanted her, she'd never tell secretly she wanted him as well. But all of her friends stuck up their nose -they had a problem with his baggy clothes. He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy he wasn't good enough for her she had a pretty face but her head was up in space, she needed to come back down to earth. And let that be a lesson to us all. Hope that helps, Ronnie.