Michael Greenwell has a new blog but is a little concerned.
He asks: "I've just set up a new blog and no one reads it. It's been online for a full half hour and I've still no response from anyone. My e-mail is visible in the profile and everything. Am I just a boring twat? or is the internet broken?"
Patience, little one, it takes time to build up such a huge following as this extremely popular and successful website. Now your plight has been recognised by this esteemed site I am sure you will enjoy a much higher level of response. It seems that the internet is not broken, so I suppose it must be true that you are boring. Either that or no one likes you. I recommend you include some more interesting things on your blog. Hope that helps, Michael.