Connie Di Ment has emailed in with a serious problem, which makes several of the recent problems I have dealt with seem somewhat frivolous.
"I have a very small kitchen and my cupboards are nearly full. I have one small sauce bottle sized space left and I don't know whether to buy a bottle of red or brown sauce. I cannot store both. Please help; Heinz Tomato Ketchup or HP Brown Sauce; which one should I buy?"
This is a surprisingly straightforward problem to solve, even though at first glance it appears to be extraordinarily complex. It is essential that you buy HP Brown Sauce as Heinz Tomato Ketchup is the food of the devil. Do not touch it. Hope that helps, Connie.