I have received another request for my specialised help and high quality advice:
Frustrated of Leamington Spa writes:" This laptop is falling to bits and driving me crazy. It has a screw loose and there appears to be a goat living in it. This problem is keeping me awake at night as it takes an hour to log off the machine and shut down before I can go to bed - whatever shall I do?"
Well, Frustrated, I would look at the source of your problem and give whoever supplied you with the laptop a good slapping. It won't solve your problem, but it will be funny. On the lack of sleep note, eveyone knows that sleep is for the weak, so it is actually character building. Hope that helps, Frustrated.