Suzy-Sunday-Supplement of Leamington Spa has asked: "I am a single woman in my late twenties. Am I desperate?"
Well, Suzy, the very fact that you have taken the time to email me would suggest that you have far too much time on your hands and are in fact desperate for a man, woman or bizarre freak. I would recommend you spend less time sending emails and more time down Rios making yourself available. If you are really lucky, someone may take pity on you. Hope that helps, Suzy.