A spotty teenager writes: "I recently discovered that girls are good fun in more ways than just putting mud down their back and pulling their hair. Now whenever I see a pretty girl I get these strange thoughts and stirrings. Is this normal? If not how can I go about stopping them?"
Well, spotty, it is perfectly normal to have strange thoughts and stirrings whenever you see a pretty girl. However, if you are spotty and a teenager, which you are, you have no chance whatsoever with these lovely ladies and you should just give up on the idea. Hope that helps, spotty.